A Thanksgiving appeal to the great techie in The Cloud

A techie’s Thanksgiving prayer to the Great CIO in the Sky:

As we gather this Thanksgiving to share time with family, friends, and food, let us count the blessings of our digital age … using zeros and ones only, of course.

We are thankful for some of the big-name companies, devices, and software — Google, Microsoft, Twitter, Instagram, Foursquare, Apple, Dell, HP, IBM, Bluetooth, Skype, Android, and more — that have practically become a part of our language.

We are grateful for Facebook, Faceparty, Faces.com, and Facetime.

We are thankful for Siri, who never loses patience, and Snapchat, unless you have teenagers who don’t realize self-deleting photos are stored on servers forever.

We are thankful for the iPhone, iPod, iTouch, iPay, iCloud, and “the cloud,” which still seems a bit ephemeral and even heaven-like to some of us.

We are grateful for software, hardware, middleware, and shelfware, but not vaporware.

Thank you for sending us Steve Jobs, insourced jobs, open-collar jobs, and even those post-recession “new normal” jobs.

We are grateful for hackers (the white hat type), gamers, programmers, and coders, but not scammers.

We thank you for tech “wearables,” such as smartwatches, health monitors, and activity trackers such as GoogleGlass, Apple Watch, FitBit Zip, and Jawbone Up24 … a whole new class of holiday gifts for that special techie someone in your life.

Thank you for meetups, startups, scaleups, and recent stock market “ups” — about 11% overall since last year’s Thanksgiving season.

We are thankful for bytes, gigabytes, terabytes, petabytes, and pizza bites for hungry coders who stay up all hours making the latest applications work. However, the jury is still out on bitcoins.

Thank you for Yahoo, Yammer, Yelp, Yik Yak, Yippy, and YouTube, for Path, Ping, Pinterest, and Plaxo, and for Bing, Ning, Zynga, and XING.

We are grateful for Flickr, Tumblr, and Raptr, and hope that someday in your infinite wisdom you supply them with that missing “e,” which we can only imagine was taken away as punishment for something.

Thank you for inventing “selfies,” those funny self-portraits people take with their mobile phones or tablets — usually after a couple of beers. For those who need to capture a wider view of the whole gang, thanks for extended selfies.

We are thankful for the rise of the “sharing economy,” sometimes called the peer-to-peer economy, through which people can share rides (such as Uber and Lyft), accommodations (such as AirBNB), and more. The latest Wisconsin innovation: Hunt Butler, which allows willing landowners a way to connect with hunters.

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We are thankful for .net, Netflix, NetLingo, networks both human and virtual, and Netscape, a Web browser that was one of the industry’s first initial public offerings in 1995, and which helped pave the way for others.

Speaking of browsers, we are thankful for Chrome, Cruz, Explorer, Navigator, Safari, and Sunrise, all of which have names that make you think you’re going on a really nice trip.

We are thankful for Cyber Monday, which follows Black Friday and seems to extend throughout the holiday buying season. But we can definitely do without cyber-theft, cyber-bullying, cyber-punks, cyber-stalkers, cyber-terrorism, and cyber-attacks.

We are thankful for Dogpile, Firefox, Vine, Sea Monkey, Flock, Orca, Lynx, Lobo, and other browsers and social media that remind us there’s actually something called “nature” out there somewhere.

We are thankful for USB, VPN, 4G, http, SSL, URL, SQL, MUMPS, B2B, B2C, YOLO, FOMO, DHCP, CPR, and many other computer-age acronyms that few people understand but that many still use every day.

Finally, and perhaps most of all, thank you for a few days in which we can choose to disconnect and contemplate what’s important in life.

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