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Jan 6, 201408:58 AMLeft Business Brain

with Tom Breuer

NFL’s arrogance an insult to fans

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On my way into work on Friday, I was listening to ESPN Radio yackers Mike and Mike, and co-host Mike Golic expressed his surprise that the Packers had not yet sold out their playoff game against the 49ers.

At the time, something like 3,000 tickets remained to be sold, and Golic was nattering on about how amazing this development was, as if they’d just discovered the fabled lost city of El Dorado or Ron Johnson’s brain.

So I got out of my car and walked the 15 or so feet across the Starbucks parking lot for my weekly caffeine overdose — which in 10-below-zero weather is the functional equivalent of being stabbed in the large intestine with an icicle — and I started to get my hackles up.

I’ve been to Lambeau in winter before, and even in 20-something-degree weather, it’s decidedly unpleasant. Now imagine sitting on a metal bench for four hours in below-zero weather and surrendering all hope as the sun sinks like Augustus Gloop below the unforgiving rampart of the Lambeau Field bowl.

It’s a trapped, desperate kind of feeling few have experienced outside of a doomed Apollo mission or a Rebecca Kleefisch dinner party, and even in the glow of a Packers win, it stings.

I was at the Packers victory over the Giants that helped propel the team to its Super Bowl XLV championship, and I froze my preternaturally hale Nordic digits off. It was a great game and I appreciated the opportunity to see it, but it wasn’t even all that cold that day, and I still felt like a cartoon character helplessly trapped in a block of ice. Late last week while the Packers were furiously hawking playoff tix in order to avoid a threatened, NFL-imposed local TV blackout, weather.com was forecasting a high of 0 and a low of minus-18. (It ended up clocking in at a much balmier 5 degrees, but the fans couldn’t have predicted that.) To put it bluntly, sitting in single-digit weather for that long sucks, and unless the Packers hired an army of Gilbert Browns to go full-on Snuggle House on the bleacher plebes and I somehow missed seeing it, it was a lot to ask.

Now, I’m a die-hard Packers fan, but I’m also savvy enough to understand that the term “die-hard” implies that dying is a real possibility. And to shame Packers Nation for not stepping up in a timely manner to scoop up those tickets is shockingly tone deaf. Have any of these scolds ever experienced these kinds of temperatures?

Consider the barriers the Packers and the NFL put in the fans’ way:

  • The Packers invoiced season-ticket holders for playoff tickets in late-November, when it looked like the playoffs were a dead letter. Worse, the team changed its refund policy this year, telling fans that their payments would be credited to next year’s season ticket purchases, rather than be refunded outright, if the Packers failed to make the playoffs.
  • Playoff ticket prices, which are set by the NFL, range from $102 to $125 (face value). That’s more than during the already pricey regular season, when you can get an end zone ticket for 74 bucks. Add in the glorified tap water (aka domestic beer) and lumps of knotted dough they sell at beluga caviar prices, and you’re looking at a pretty expensive outing.
  • The NFL appears to have gone out of its way to pick the coldest possible game conditions for the Packers’ playoff contest. Instead of scheduling the game for early on a Saturday, when the temperature was forecast to be considerably milder, it picked late Sunday afternoon, which was destined to be much colder. And scheduling the Packers-Niners tilt as the late game was a subtle little twist of the knife. Anyone who’s ever been at Lambeau in winter knows that when the sun goes down, it quickly begins to feel like a merciless moonscape.

But despite all these NFL- and Packers-imposed obstacles, the league as late as 11:30 a.m. Friday threatened to pull the plug on the TV broadcast of the game in the Green Bay and Milwaukee markets. It’s hard to believe that made financial sense, since TV revenue is the lifeblood of the NFL and sports leagues in general. To me, it sounded more like blackmail, and carried with it the not-so-subtle message that Packers fans deserved to be punished for their impertinence.

That wouldn’t be so outrageous if the NFL and its teams weren’t regularly holding their palms out and pleading for — or rather demanding — tribute from the taxpaying serfs.

If you’ll recall, all those Brown County Packers fans the NFL was threatening to screw over until the last minute paid for all those extra seats the team suddenly had so much difficulty filling. Remember back in 2000 when Brown County residents voted to impose a .5% sales tax on themselves to fund Lambeau Field’s $295 million renovation? They were told it was the only way to ensure the long-term viability of the team and keep it in Green Bay for good (even though the team’s bylaws pretty much rule out a move to another city). The vote was closer than one might have expected, with a full 47% of the population agreeing with dissenters who thought the renovation should have been paid for with private funds.

But somehow the NFL (which is now a $9 billion-a-year enterprise) and the Packers (a team that Forbes recently valued at $1.16 billion) managed to convince a majority of Brown County residents that they should pony up the extra cash to pay for the league’s infrastructure — and for the privilege of paying $7.50 for a cup of weak lager.

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Jan 7, 2014 12:12 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

I also understand that not only were tickets $125 (realistically, $150 after tax and fees) but they could not be purchased in numbers less than 4. How many 'normal' families have $600 they can dish out just to enter.....not even to eat. I love football, but you're exactly right. Give us some credit.

Jan 7, 2014 12:14 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

Saying that Warm weather proves global warming is a little like saying you have to pass the bill to know what's in it.

Jan 7, 2014 12:44 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

I know that here in Wisconsin the criticism of the winter games is probably not popular. We all like to prove how macho we are by the extreme things we do in extreme weather. But really, holding key playoff games in sub-zero temps proves what? There's a good chance that the best team won't win but rather the team that adapts to the cold the best or has the best type of offense to capitalize on the weather. And aside from the game elements themselves, the cold weather greatly increases the chance for injury to the players, thus affecting teams going forward to the next level of play.

The NFL from years ago had 14 games in a season (not the current 16), no bye week and a single East vs. West championship. Season over by early December. If we have to drag the season on for 2 more months, maybe playoffs should move to warm weather or domed sites. And Super Bowl in New York in February, you've got to be crazy!

Jan 7, 2014 12:47 pm
 Posted by  John

The NFL's blackout policies are truly an irritating anachronism, dating back to a time when live attendance revenues outstripped television contracts which is hardly the case now.

PS--the scientists are telling you there have been 16 straight years with no evidence of warming. Believing them yet?

Jan 7, 2014 01:21 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

I actually had a good beer when I was there in December. It was a brew from Hinterland in Green Bay called, I believe, White Cap (a white IPA). Not bad for $9.00 for a 16oz can.

Jan 8, 2014 09:35 pm
 Posted by  Michael Miller

"I was at the Packers victory over the Giants that helped propel the team to its Super Bowl XLV championship, and I froze my preternaturally hale Nordic digits off."

The Packers defeated the Eagles, Falcons, and Bears all on the road in that order before they beat the Steelers to win the Super Bowl. The Packers never played at Lambeau Field in the playoffs that season. The Packers beat the Giants in the second-to-last game of the season at Lambeau Field, but that win did not "propel" Green Bay to its title. The Packers had to beat the Bears at Lambeau Field the following week just to qualify for the playoffs as a wild card. That win against the Giants wouldn't have mattered at all if the Packers hadn't beaten the hated Bears the following week. I think you might have frozen some brain cells at that game you attended.

Michael James Miller

Jan 9, 2014 06:58 am
 Posted by  Tom Breuer

Hi Michael,
The Giants game was one of six they needed to win at the end of that year to win the championship. Losing any of those games obviously would have eliminated them. While my cheering most likely didn't decide that game, you never know. Unfortunately, the Packers haven't sent me so much as a Super Bowl ring in gratitude.

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