Mar 4, 201603:36 PMBlaska's Bring It!
with David Blaska
President Trump will visit you soon
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Donald Trump, president of the United States, having won with 34% of the popular vote in a five-way presidential contest but a bare majority in the Electoral College (now a subsidiary of Trump University), sits down with Vladimir Putin at Trump Towers Moscow — which they jointly own. It is their first summit meeting.
Trump is spinning an adjective-heavy word salad on his favorite topic: Donald J. Trump.
Putin hints at a smile but says little except “More tea, President Trump?” Trump’s monologue is secretly recorded, thanks to the eavesdropping equipment installed by the Russian construction crew under direction of the KGB.
The Russian strongman keeps his thin lips pursed as the American strongman demonstrates the length of his fingers and suggests their surrogacy to his ding-dong. “YOOGE!” the new American president repeats.
Putin does not interrupt. Trump spins the globe in front of them. “Loser,” Trump says of the prime minister of Israel. “Merkel? Who could get close to that face? The Ukraine? Small potatoes. It’ll be as if it never existed. All that’s left is our friendship. And our partnership at the new Trump-Assad Towers, Damascus.”
Putin smiles. “More tea?”