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Mar 4, 201603:36 PMBlaska's Bring It!

with David Blaska

President Trump will visit you soon

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Donald Trump, president of the United States, having won with 34% of the popular vote in a five-way presidential contest but a bare majority in the Electoral College (now a subsidiary of Trump University), sits down with Vladimir Putin at Trump Towers Moscow — which they jointly own. It is their first summit meeting.

Trump is spinning an adjective-heavy word salad on his favorite topic: Donald J. Trump.

Putin hints at a smile but says little except “More tea, President Trump?” Trump’s monologue is secretly recorded, thanks to the eavesdropping equipment installed by the Russian construction crew under direction of the KGB.

The Russian strongman keeps his thin lips pursed as the American strongman demonstrates the length of his fingers and suggests their surrogacy to his ding-dong. “YOOGE!” the new American president repeats.

Putin does not interrupt. Trump spins the globe in front of them. “Loser,” Trump says of the prime minister of Israel. “Merkel? Who could get close to that face? The Ukraine? Small potatoes. It’ll be as if it never existed. All that’s left is our friendship. And our partnership at the new Trump-Assad Towers, Damascus.”

Putin smiles. “More tea?”

(Continued)

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Mar 4, 2016 05:18 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

“Eleven million Mexican immigrants, most of them illegal and not all of them Mexican” Stellar writing once again.

Mar 4, 2016 05:23 pm
 Posted by  Anonymous

There might be some humor buried in there, but the situation is too sad to encourage many to look for it.

Dave should be proud. It was the Blaskas, Rushs, Bellings or the country that wrote the script.

Mar 5, 2016 07:35 am
 Posted by  Anonymous

Sounds like a really bad trip. Do you need someone to talk you down? You need to find a better dealer next time.

Mar 6, 2016 07:28 am
 Posted by  madisonexpat

To everyone that was scared of "Citizens United".
Please note the small amount of campaign money spent by Trump and the huge amounts spent by Bush and Clinton.
Have a little faith in your fellow citizens.
Maybe it takes more than consultants and advertising.

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Raised on a farm near Sun Prairie, David Blaska is a recovering liberal who spent 18 years in daily newspapers, including 12 at The Capital Times in Madison as a reporter and editor. He served Gov. Tommy Thompson as acting press secretary in 1998 and is a veteran and survivor of 19 years in state government. He served 12 years on the Dane County Board of Supervisors. From December 2007 to November 2011 he wrote the consistently popular "Blaska's Blog" for Isthmus online's "The Daily Page" until, he says, the intolerant liberals ran him off. He blogs from Madison.

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